In Prepping For College, What Can Go Wrong, Will

It’s been an interesting few days getting ready for college. I’m all set to leave in a few hours, with plastic bins and reusable bags stuffed to the brim with the things I’ve collected over the years. Outside, my dad kneels next to the car, checking for leaks.

I am incredibly lucky.

On Saturday, my mom dropped me off at work as usual, driving her big SUV. Some five hours later, she picked me up in the smaller car and recounted how, after exiting the mall lot, in the middle of intersection ready to turn, the car stopped moving. So there she was, very much stuck at the traffic light. She immediately called the police so they could direct traffic around her, or at least offer some level of safety. Meanwhile, a thirty-something year old man pulled up beside her.

“Hey, let me give you a push,” he said.

My mom hopped back in the car, and let his car push her back into the mall parking area. It must have been quite a scene, seeing a little yellow car with a dad, a wife, and two small children pushing a big SUV as if playing a real life game of bumper cars.

(That’s how I understood it anyway. After reading this post, my mom informed me that the man pushed her car with his hands, not his car. I still think the image is funny.)

Gone was the car that was supposed to take me to college. Lucky for us, it didn’t break down when we were driving to Woods Hole earlier that week, or when my mom was driving to and from teaching Pilates, and I made it to work on time. The axle was broken, the shop later informed us, so Plan B was to take the smaller car to transport me and my belongings to college.

Monday and Tuesday I spent running last-minute errands and packing. On Tuesday, it was clear that it wasn’t my day. In the morning, while emptying the contents of my desk, I knocked over a little tin box, raining confetti onto the floor and myself. I spent the next ten minutes picking it up. On the way down the stairs, I slipped on the bottom step, scaring my sister in the process. On the way to the bank, I fell off my bicycle and bruised my knee.

The best part, however, happened later that evening. We had been informed that the car was fixed, so my family drove out to the shop to pick it up. I was staring absentmindedly out the window when suddenly I felt something moving in my mouth. My fake tooth, implanted not two weeks before, had fallen out! So at seven p.m. on my last night at home, I was calling the emergency dentist line to see if they could fix it before I left for college. Did I mention I still had laundry to do?

Fortunately, everything worked out in our favor. After my brother and sister left for their first day of school, I went to the dentist, who re-cemented the tooth (with a stronger glue).

Now I’m about to load the car, excited to start this new adventure. Due to the events of the past few days, my jitters are slightly different from what one would normally expect from a newly minted college freshman. But as everyone has always told me, everything always works out in the end.

An Update From Zivling

Hey guys.

It’s been two weeks since I last posted. Oops. Just in case you thought I fell off the face of the earth, here’s what I’ve been up to:

  • Working. Lots.
  • Packing. Tomorrow is my last day of living at home before I’m off to college.
  • Veganizing. I’m back to being vegan, and I made some awesome oatmeal raisin cookies to celebrate it.
  • Gathering material. Ever since Something New 52 ended, I’ve been sparse. But I’ve got some great posts in the works, and I’ll have plenty more to write about once I’m at school. The end of summer has made me lax about deadlines, but having a stricter schedule should make it easier for me to post more prolifically. Check back in a few days for some new stuff!

Questions? Comments? Have an idea for a post? Leave a response!

The End

Though technically last week marked the end of my year-long project to find something new in every week, I felt that I needed one last post for closure. It felt wrong to lump the end of the year in with the last week’s activities, so today I will bid goodbye to “Something New 52.”

It felt strange knowing that I wouldn’t have to write about my new experiences this week. I noticed myself making mental notes of new things I had done, only to remember that I wouldn’t need to write about the double chocolate espresso cookies I made, or the Jazz/ Funk class that I took, or getting caught in a thunderstorm while on an extended bike ride.

Instead, today I look back on all the things I have done, things I wish I had done, and lessons learned. In the course of the year, I learned to program a robot, attended two Amnesty International benefits, and saw performances by Boston Ballet and Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater. I ate new foods in new places, went vegan for a week, and introduced my friends to new fruits. I went on nighttime supermarket runs and dropped ice cream off at an unsuspecting friend’s doorstep (creambombing). I got my license, and watched my car battery die. I read new books and saw new movies. I applied to college, made my choice, attended orientation, and now have a roommate. I did pointe in a barren field in November. I discovered that if I had the patience to upload pictures, I would become a food blogger.

I didn’t donate blood, nor did I learn to play guitar (I know approximately six chords on a good day). I made plenty of bad jokes and a few good ones along the way. Am I a better writer? Perhaps, but I don’t really see a difference. More expressive? Not really. Did I succeed in my goal? Yes. Aside from one time I missed posting by a few hours, I’ve posted every Monday since August 1st of last year, when I began this project. I’m marginally more adventurous than I was then, and I’ve grown with this year’s worth of good and bad decisions. And to you dear reader, thank you for sharing this journey with me. I am so grateful to everyone who has read my blog in the past year. Hopefully you’ve gotten something out of it; I know I have. And the best part? For the past year, I have always had an answer to people who ask me “What’s new?”.

Much Love,

Ziv

Note: I will be taking a one-week break from blogging, so there will be no new post next Monday, August 6th, 2012. When I return, I will start blogging in a new (undetermined) format. I am currently looking for a new year-long blogging project to undertake, so please leave suggestions in the comment section!

48. Getting Oriented

This Thursday and FridayI roamed around Umass Amherst in near-record heat during New Student Orientation. Five hundred other freshmen-to-be flooded campus, with lanyards denoting to what college or program within the university they belonged. When I began to lose focus in the information sessions, I looked around at the colors around everyone’s necks. Orange? Engineering. Red? Undeclared. Green? College of Natural Sciences– like me! A potential new friend. And then the spiel: “Hi. I’m Ziv. Where are you from? What major? I’m biochem. Do you know where you’re living? I’m in a RAP (Residential Academic Program)…”

For the duration of orientation I introduced myself to as many people as I could, even earning the praise, “wow, you’re so social. Well, more than the average math and science person. You’re so outgoing!” I decided to take it as a compliment. Hey, I’m social! Who knew?

In short, I tried my best to be friendly, struggled with the online class scheduling system, and learned to appreciate the air-conditioned buildings (the dorms, unfortunately, were not). It was a lot of academic briefing, and I’m looking forward to Fall NSO, which is more about the social aspect of student life. But everything worked out, and I have at least one friend!

Firsts This Week:

  • Attended Summer New Student Orientation at Umass Amherst
  • Signed up for college classes!
  • New friends!

45. Sentimentality and Unwanted Goodbyes

It’s been quite the week. From graduation practice, to the senior barbecue, to senior prom, graduation parties, and graduation itself, I’ve been busy celebrating the close of my senior year.

Yesterday I arrived at the Tsongas Arena decked in a blue cap and gown set with a yellow and blue “2012” tassel. Family in tow, I joined the other graduates in the arena. On the ground level, the students scouted out their place in line. The next two hours were a blur. Processional; speeches with themes of friendship, recycling, kindness; stumbling across the stage. Shaking hands; caps thrown in the air; hugs all around. Two hours to sum up four years of successes, failures, and adventures. It wasn’t enough, and yet it was more sitting than I could tolerate. After it was over, I spent a good thirty minutes hugging friends, classmates, and teachers, while reveling in the done-ness of it all. This is it? I was surprised at how anti-climactic it felt.

However, the reality of graduation hit me later that night, at the school-sponsored All Night Graduation Party. It was the last time we would ever be together as a class. Yearbook signing and reminiscing, intended to give a sense of closure, felt like reopening doors that were about to close. The goodbyes crept up on me and slapped me in the face, saying This is real, this is now. There are still so many people whom I need to see, assure that we’ll stay in touch, and hug for the last time before we all drift our separate ways.

Despite the truth of the desperately tired high schooler, this was also my first all nighter. I’m not dealing with it well. Now off to get some sleep!

Firsts This Week:

  • Senior barbecue
  • Graduation practice
  • My senior prom
  • Graduation, as opposed to middle- and elementary- school “Moving On” ceremonies
  • All nighter, and All Night Graduation Party

42. Goodbye, College Board

I am officially done with standardized testing.

Thank goodness. Goodbye, adieu, so long, farewell. I will miss you not, SAT and AP exams.

I am done spending hours on AP practice problems.

I am done sitting in a windowless lecture hall, watching the ticking of the clock, with test booklets teetering precariously on the tiny collapsible desk.

I am done smelling the nerve-inducing woodiness of perfectly sharpened number two pencils.

I am done bubbling in circles corresponding to my name, address, AP number, school code, and serial number.

I am done carting around spare AAA batteries in case my calculator malfunctions.

I am done peeling number labels and stickers to stick on and around my test booklet.

I am done scratching answers in the margins of my test booklet, hoping I’ve used the correct equation.

I am done wishing I were somewhere else during long exams.

I am done with the College Board.

 

41. How To Sneak Vegetables Into Your Diet (Like A Ninja)

If you’re bored with the whole salad routine to get your daily servings of vegetables, a fun alternative is to sneak your veggies into a smoothie. Two benefits of this are:

1. You don’t taste the vegetables, but you still to feel virtuous for eating healthy foods.

2. Smoothies are yummy.

A win-win situation.

This week my mom has been experimenting with various combinations of fruits, vegetables, and other ingredients, and I’ve been the guinea pig. The most interesting combination I tried was this:

  • Frozen berries and/or frozen mango
  • Fresh strawberries
  • 1 juicing orange, peeled
  • Ground  flaxseed
  • Non-dairy milk (soy milk, almond milk, coconut milk, or your preference)
  • A few handfuls of spinach
  • Unsweetened cocoa powder
Instructions: Place ingredients in blender. Blend until smooth.

Fruit, chocolate, and spinach? Yes. It sounds like a weird combination, but it tastes good in that I’m-being-healthy-and-vegan-while-eating-chocolate sort of way. The fruit and chocolate overpower the spinach, so you can’t taste it, but it adds a certain creaminess to the smoothie. It took a few tries to get the right balance of ingredients, so don’t be discouraged if you have to add a little more of this-and-that while you make your smoothie. Since the fruit is naturally sweet, I didn’t feel a need to add any sweetener, but those with  a sweet tooth may choose to add a few drops of agave nectar.

And if this still doesn’t appeal to you, the old winning combination of carrots and oranges (and if you want, strawberries and bananas) is quick, easy, and good for your vision. After all, have you ever seen a rabbit with eyeglasses?

 

Disclaimer: The above post is based on my experiences only. I am not a medical professional. I do not guarantee any actual health benefits. As always, consult your doctor when making any dietary changes.

Firsts This Week:

  • Spinach and chocolate smoothie experimentation
  • Registered for college orientation!
  • Saw my brother perform in the musical “Urinetown”

 

37. Class of 2016

UMASS Amherst Honors College Class of 2016!

Today it’s official. Next year, I will be a biochemistry and molecular biology major in the Commonwealth Honors College at UMASS Amherst. The deposit is in the mail, and I’ve notified other colleges of my decision.

After a long college process, it’s good to finally be here.

Firsts This Week:

  • Class of 2016!

36. Dear Applicant,

We are sorry/ thrilled/ contractually obligated to inform you that after carefully reviewing your application to the class of 2016, it has been denied/ lit on fire/ gotten lost, and therefore we cannot offer you a place in this year’s class.

This year a record number of talented/ highly capable/ more attractive students applied for a limited number of spots in the incoming class, and we would like to assure you that we examine each applicant holistically/ incompletely/ while wearing night vision goggles, suspended over a pit of lizards.

Unfortunately, since you are too smart/ not smart enough/ of average intelligence, too attractive/ too ugly/ of average appearance, too athletic/ not athletic enough/ of average coordination, took too many/ not enough AP classes, had too much fun/ not enough fun/ an average amount of fun during your high school education, too musical/ tone-deaf/ passably musical, too creative/ too logical/ somewhere in between, right-handed/ left-handed/ ambidextrous, are male/ female/ prefer not to be constrained to society’s gender norms, live in the continental US/ Hawaii/ Alaska/ Eastern Hemisphere/ Western Hemisphere, are fluent in only 0/ 1/ 2/ 3/ 4/ 5/ an infinite number of languages, are an early bird/ night owl/ prefer to hibernate in the winter, and are too interesting/ kind/ dull/ friendly/ absurd/ eclectic/ lackadaisical/ mysterious/ parsimonious/ sophisticated/ dedicated/ vivacious/ all of the above, we are unable extend an offer of admission.

Simply put, you’re too… you.

We are aware that this notice comes as a disappointment, and would like to remind you that the admissions committee will not reconsider any decisions/ console you/ accept offers of your arm, leg, and/or firstborn child as bribery for admittance.

Thank you for your interest/ apathetic common app click/ desire to join the class/ cult of 2016 at the University of Anywhere. We wish you all the best in your future plans/ at the University of Anywhere But Here/ in your parent’s basement, and are confident/ spinning lies to soothe your ego that you will be successful wherever your life/ car/ bicycle/ moped/ motorcycle/ horse/ covered wagon/ camel/ teleportation tunnel/ public transportation takes you.

Sincerely,

Insert N. Ame-Here

Dean of Admissions

 

 

But seriously kids:

Don’t take your college rejections too hard. It’s not worth getting sad over, because the admissions committee doesn’t see you– they see your credentials, and that’s what they’re rejecting. A résumé. Be proud of the things you’ve done and the person you are, and know that no one can take that away from you. So enjoy the last part of your senior year– you deserve it!

Firsts This Week:

  • College rejections!

21. Artsy Photo Shoot Continued, Plus Toothaches

This week I got a tooth implant, so for the past few days I’ve been in quite a bit of pain. This  has made me very distracted. In lieu of my typical long post, I’ve uploaded the pictures my friend took of me a few weeks ago, detailed in this post.

Ballet on a Boulder

In a Field

Atop a Dying Tree

Firsts This Week:

  • Got a tooth implant (aka, a metal screw in my bone). Ouch!
  • Got accepted to college!