In Prepping For College, What Can Go Wrong, Will

It’s been an interesting few days getting ready for college. I’m all set to leave in a few hours, with plastic bins and reusable bags stuffed to the brim with the things I’ve collected over the years. Outside, my dad kneels next to the car, checking for leaks.

I am incredibly lucky.

On Saturday, my mom dropped me off at work as usual, driving her big SUV. Some five hours later, she picked me up in the smaller car and recounted how, after exiting the mall lot, in the middle of intersection ready to turn, the car stopped moving. So there she was, very much stuck at the traffic light. She immediately called the police so they could direct traffic around her, or at least offer some level of safety. Meanwhile, a thirty-something year old man pulled up beside her.

“Hey, let me give you a push,” he said.

My mom hopped back in the car, and let his car push her back into the mall parking area. It must have been quite a scene, seeing a little yellow car with a dad, a wife, and two small children pushing a big SUV as if playing a real life game of bumper cars.

(That’s how I understood it anyway. After reading this post, my mom informed me that the man pushed her car with his hands, not his car. I still think the image is funny.)

Gone was the car that was supposed to take me to college. Lucky for us, it didn’t break down when we were driving to Woods Hole earlier that week, or when my mom was driving to and from teaching Pilates, and I made it to work on time. The axle was broken, the shop later informed us, so Plan B was to take the smaller car to transport me and my belongings to college.

Monday and Tuesday I spent running last-minute errands and packing. On Tuesday, it was clear that it wasn’t my day. In the morning, while emptying the contents of my desk, I knocked over a little tin box, raining confetti onto the floor and myself. I spent the next ten minutes picking it up. On the way down the stairs, I slipped on the bottom step, scaring my sister in the process. On the way to the bank, I fell off my bicycle and bruised my knee.

The best part, however, happened later that evening. We had been informed that the car was fixed, so my family drove out to the shop to pick it up. I was staring absentmindedly out the window when suddenly I felt something moving in my mouth. My fake tooth, implanted not two weeks before, had fallen out! So at seven p.m. on my last night at home, I was calling the emergency dentist line to see if they could fix it before I left for college. Did I mention I still had laundry to do?

Fortunately, everything worked out in our favor. After my brother and sister left for their first day of school, I went to the dentist, who re-cemented the tooth (with a stronger glue).

Now I’m about to load the car, excited to start this new adventure. Due to the events of the past few days, my jitters are slightly different from what one would normally expect from a newly minted college freshman. But as everyone has always told me, everything always works out in the end.

An Update From Zivling

Hey guys.

It’s been two weeks since I last posted. Oops. Just in case you thought I fell off the face of the earth, here’s what I’ve been up to:

  • Working. Lots.
  • Packing. Tomorrow is my last day of living at home before I’m off to college.
  • Veganizing. I’m back to being vegan, and I made some awesome oatmeal raisin cookies to celebrate it.
  • Gathering material. Ever since Something New 52 ended, I’ve been sparse. But I’ve got some great posts in the works, and I’ll have plenty more to write about once I’m at school. The end of summer has made me lax about deadlines, but having a stricter schedule should make it easier for me to post more prolifically. Check back in a few days for some new stuff!

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My Smartphone Is Smarter Than I Am

I am now a member of the smartphone cult. Or rather, a recent inductee/ fringe member. After an incident where I ended up driving thirty minutes down the wrong highway (I was supposed to be taking a side road), my mother decided it was time I got a phone with GPS capabilities. So after three years of having a reliable, able-to-fall-on-the-ground-without-breaking-flip phone, I got an Android phone.

From the start, I knew it wasn’t meant to be. No sooner had the sales rep put the phone in my hand, I nearly dropped it onto the hard countertop.

“You might want to check out the two-year warranty for $150. You have a month to sign up for it at this price, but it goes up after that. Protects you from day one,” he said, nodding at the nearly-dropped phone in my hands. Insult to my dexterity aside, this salesman was clearly avoiding the real issue at hand. I mean, who designs a phone that needs a case? Shouldn’t a phone be durable enough to survive life’s slip-ups? I exited the store with a phone, case, and screen cover, sans warranty.

A few minutes later, my dad called me to ask when my mom and I would be getting home. The screen lit up with two puzzle pieces, one red and one green. I pressed the green one to answer the call, but nothing happened. The phone would not stop blaring. I tapped the button, and tapped it again, next trying the red one, until I noticed a tiny line of instruction telling me to “fit puzzle piece” to answer the call. Great. Now I have to solve a puzzle to take my calls and messages?

Soon I decided to check out what the “Applications” tab contained. Among the gems: Maps, for all of your mapping needs; Latitude, for your other mapping needs; Let’s Play Golf 2, for those virtual business meetings when you can’t to the fairway; Guided Tour, to teach the inept smartphone user (aka me), and Books, to guilt you into reading classic literature. Of all the apps, this was my favorite. Preloaded on the phone were Treasure Island, The Three Musketeers, and Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland. So this is what all of you smartphone people do on your phone to look busy! In the airports, coffee places, and other random wifi hotspots, you’re reading. Good for you! I can’t believe I thought you were playing angry birds all this time. I must say, I felt really cool reading about the White Rabbit’s tardiness on my palm-sized device. Now I too can go out in public and pretend to be engaged in more important things while in the company of others! Who needs real-life friends when you have a list full of Contacts you can text?

In short: I have no idea how to use my phone. Technically I’m part of the “digital native” generation, but help a girl out and teach me your smartphone tricks! And please don’t make fun of me for my inability to answer phone calls. I was never the puzzling type.

Any advice for a new smartphone user? Leave comments below!